George Witt

Yoshi's Island

July 25th, 2017  |  1 hr 47 mins

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Don't call it Super Mario World 2 because literally no one anywhere has ever called it that ever.

Nostalgia Goggles at the movies: Mortal Kombat

July 18th, 2017  |  1 hr 43 mins

Mortal Kombat wasn't the first movie adapted from a video game but it's remembered as one of the few that wasn't a complete dumpster fire. There are some smoldering embers though.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time

July 11th, 2017  |  1 hr 21 mins

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Remember when it was okay to use "shellshocked" as a cutesy euphemism for getting really hurt in combat? TMNT remembers.

Chrono Trigger

June 27th, 2017  |  1 hr 56 mins

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Our first RPG, and largely regarded one of the greatest RPGs ever made. If you're going to play something for 20+ hours it should be that good.

Excitebike

June 13th, 2017  |  1 hr 37 mins

Chevrons mean go faster (sort of) and George starts a war with the purple riders.

Super Metroid

May 30th, 2017  |  1 hr 28 mins

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Lyons tries to share an all time favorite with George only to find out he hates exploration games. #TheMoreYouKnow

Dr. Mario

May 16th, 2017  |  1 hr 25 mins

Turns out Dr. Mario might be the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

Contra III: The Alien Wars

May 2nd, 2017  |  1 hr 28 mins

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"It's time for revenge!" "Let's attack aggressively!"

NBA Jam

April 18th, 2017  |  1 hr 25 mins

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FOR TWO! FROM DOWNTOWN! BOOM SHAKALAKA! HE'S ON FIRE. Terrible shot.

Mega Man X

April 4th, 2017  |  1 hr 41 mins

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Mega Man X, the peak of the Mega Man formula.

Mortal Kombat II

March 14th, 2017  |  1 hr 12 mins

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You can't spell "Mortal Kombat II" without "Lyons and George both rage quit this game".

Gradius III

March 7th, 2017  |  1 hr 31 mins

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George is too lazy to test the Konami code (it works) and Lyons recalls being terrible at bullethell games (he is.)

Super Mario Kart

February 21st, 2017  |  1 hr 28 mins

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Lyons relives a fond childhood memory, and George realizes it was actually Mario Kart 64 he was thinking of.

Golden Axe

February 7th, 2017  |  1 hr 14 mins

George recommended Golden Axe and we then spend an hour regretting it. Not completely without charm, it's difficult to enjoy without Nostalgia Goggles strapped on tight.

Sonic 2

January 24th, 2017  |  1 hr 22 mins

Sonic 2 was Lyons' childhood favorite and he's frothing at the mouth to replay it. George is a bit more skeptical.

Super Mario World

January 24th, 2017  |  1 hr 25 mins

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There's no getting around it: Super Mario World is every bit as amazing as you remember. But nothing is perfect, and we still found things to complain about.