November 14th, 2017 | 1 hr 5 mins
Ubiquitous uniquely uniformed unicorn unicyclists in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
October 31st, 2017 | 1 hr 20 mins
Grab your squirt guns and soda cans, and join us in the bone chilling world in which we totally remembered this episode would release on Halloween and thoughtfully picked this game.
October 17th, 2017 | 1 hr 23 mins
Zelda II is to Zelda as...
a. Simon's Quest is to Castlevania
b. 2012 is to Independence Day
c. Mario is Missing is to Super Mario World
d. all of the above
October 3rd, 2017 | 1 hr 13 mins
The first ToeJam & Earl was awesome. Panic on Funkotron was a disappointing mess. We accidentally played both so now we'll see who is funkiest.
September 19th, 2017 | 1 hr 23 mins
So are we like mercenaries because this is super not how the U.N. functions. Wait... is it?
September 5th, 2017 | 1 hr 35 mins
Is it a platformer? It is a sim? Is it fighting a minotaur in space? It's all of those things; it's ActRaiser.
August 22nd, 2017 | 1 hr 32 mins
How to win at Castlevania: 1. whip all the walls 2. find all the chicken.
August 15th, 2017 | 1 hr 36 mins
Remember how downright okay the first Mortal Kombat movie was? Well this super ain't that. Relive the dumpster fire that burned way way hotter than you remember.
August 8th, 2017 | 1 hr 28 mins
Before you even know what game this is Mike Tyson threatens you. Because that is how Mike Tyson rolls.